I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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