Already got asked if we're dating
how can u be prego again
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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