I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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