No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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