Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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