I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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