Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
is that a dick in a sweater?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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