susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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