I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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