The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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