Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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