i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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