do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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