Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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