wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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