dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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