i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize