I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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