He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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