this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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