Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
