Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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