first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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