Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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