I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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