Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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