No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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