I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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