so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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