i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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