I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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