Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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