why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
i think my mom watched the whole time
the condom got lost in my hair
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
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billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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