idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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