No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Randomize