Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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