he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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