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you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
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Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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