i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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