plz talk dirty to me
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
