could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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