what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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