My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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