if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
tell me about the fingering
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