Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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