just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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