Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Randomize
