I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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