is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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