does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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