She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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