Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm both gender and math confused
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