Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
