Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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