I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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